Sunday, July 6, 2008


Wow, that last week went by fast, too fast for me.. I was on vacation..... I got to stay home with Nicky and fight with him all week long.....LOL HaHa! My brother is still here visiting................Not quite sure when he is going to be leaving, but I think tomorrow or Tuesday is the lastest...

Here is something I want to share with you all, I received it from my sister in law (Mark's Sister).. Its kind of adult content but it's funny I think...

Stayed home and did nothing today, oh take that back, I loaded up the dishwasher and ran that.. and I did a load of laundry of clothes.. so My usual thing that I do every other day....

My last day of freedom tomorrow..... I have to go back to work on Tuesday....

Have a great evening!.....

A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband,
although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party
with his old buddies .

So, he said to his new wife, 'Honey, I'll be right back.'

'Where are you going, coochy cooh?' asked the wife.

'I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer.'

The wife said, 'You want a beer, my love?'

She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds
of beer brands from 12 different countries: Germany , Holland , Japan, India, etc.

The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could
think of saying was, 'Yes, lolly pop...but at the know...they
have frozen glasses...'

He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying,

'You want a frozen glass, puppy face?'

She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was
getting chills just holding it.

The husband, looking a bit pale, said, 'Yes, tootsie roll, but at the Bar
they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be
long, I'll be right back. I promise. OK?'

You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?' She opened the oven and took out
5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets,
mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.

'But my sweet honey... At the bar... You know...there's swearing, dirty
words and all that...'

'You want dirty words, Dickhead? Drink your f***ing beer in your Goddamn
frozen mug and eat your motherf***ing snacks, because you are Married
now, and you aren't f***ing going anywhere! Got it, Asshole?'

.........and, they lived happily ever after.

Now, isn't that a sweet story?

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