Why females should avoid a girl's night out after they are married.......
If this does not make you laugh out loud...you have lost your sense of humor..
The other night I was invited ouf for a night with the "girls" I told my husband
that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the
margaritas went down too easily...
Around 3 am a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door,
the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed three times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed
another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with suck
a quick-witted solution...in order to escape a possible conflict with him..
Even when totally smashed.. 3 cuckoos plue 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him
"MIDNIGHT".....he didn't seem pissed off in the least...Whew, I got away
with that one!
Then he said "we need a new cuckoo clock!" When I asked him why,
he said, "well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said "oh
crap," Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another
three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more and then tripped over
the coffee table and farted.